Miscellaneous Berry All But Official At OPM Alyssa Rosenberg January 13, 2009 Check it out here, including details from Berry’s time at Interior. Related Content How to Give Back in the New Year 2023 Dates Govies Should Know National Park Checklist Leave a Comment 3 Comments Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment. Sandy Ressler January 14th, 2009 Top Ten Reasons a Guy from the Zoo should Run OPM 10. All us Feds have been viewed as animals for a long time anyway. 9. He can rename executive departments by genus names: Dept. of Reptiles, Dept. of Fish, Dept of Mammals etc. 8. Wild screaming down the hallways will simply be an invitation to lunch. 7. Official time after lunch for “grooming”. 6. Promotion via real scratching and clawing. 5. Instead of “staff meetings” they will now be called “cattle calls”. 4. Performance plans will really be signed in blood. 3. Performance measures will be based on obligatory distance spitting. 2. Bonuses will now be made with bananas. 1. Ya know that 500 lbs gorilla in the room? That’s really your boss. 🙂 Log in to Reply Alyssa Rosenberg January 14th, 2009 I love this, Sandy! Can I post it? Log in to Reply Sandy Ressler January 14th, 2009 Please do…Sandy Log in to Reply
Sandy Ressler January 14th, 2009 Top Ten Reasons a Guy from the Zoo should Run OPM 10. All us Feds have been viewed as animals for a long time anyway. 9. He can rename executive departments by genus names: Dept. of Reptiles, Dept. of Fish, Dept of Mammals etc. 8. Wild screaming down the hallways will simply be an invitation to lunch. 7. Official time after lunch for “grooming”. 6. Promotion via real scratching and clawing. 5. Instead of “staff meetings” they will now be called “cattle calls”. 4. Performance plans will really be signed in blood. 3. Performance measures will be based on obligatory distance spitting. 2. Bonuses will now be made with bananas. 1. Ya know that 500 lbs gorilla in the room? That’s really your boss. 🙂 Log in to Reply
Top Ten Reasons a Guy from the Zoo should Run OPM
10. All us Feds have been viewed as animals for a long time anyway.
9. He can rename executive departments by genus names: Dept. of Reptiles, Dept. of Fish, Dept of Mammals etc.
8. Wild screaming down the hallways will simply be an invitation to lunch.
7. Official time after lunch for “grooming”.
6. Promotion via real scratching and clawing.
5. Instead of “staff meetings” they will now be called “cattle calls”.
4. Performance plans will really be signed in blood.
3. Performance measures will be based on obligatory distance spitting.
2. Bonuses will now be made with bananas.
1. Ya know that 500 lbs gorilla in the room? That’s really your boss.
🙂
I love this, Sandy! Can I post it?
Please do…Sandy